Famous People say the darnest things

Who says, quotes only have to be thought provoking? Sometimes famous people say things that are just too darn funny or idiotic to pass up. To paraphrase Bill Cosby "Famous People Say the Darnest Things". Hope they help brighten up your day!


"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"A zebra does not change its spots."
- Al Gore on George Bush (1992)

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."
—George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel