Quotes R' Us

Wise Quotes

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." -- Plato

"Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value." -- Albert Einstein

Stupid Quotes

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

Funny Quotes

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope

"Those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands, those of you in themore expensive ones rattle your jewelry." - John Lennon

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house". - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Quotes from the TV Series Smallville

"In life, the road to darkness is a journey, not a light switch."
-Ryan to Lex Luthor-

"Sometimes you'll make decisions in a split second that you'll have to live with the rest of your life." - Martha Kent to Clark

"The first rule in self-defense is to avoid conflict." - Clark to Lana Lang